Today is Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day!

What country music song always puts a smile on your face? Perhaps it’s Johnny Cash's "Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratching You," Kenny Chesney's "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," or Homer & Jethro's "She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart." Today is the day to pay tribute to these unique songs! So in honor of this day, here's some favorite Quirky Country Music Titles:

May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life - Bobby Bare
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate our Home) - David Frizzell
There's a Tear in My Beer - Hank Williams Sr.
She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed
Big Balls in Cowtown - Asleep at the Wheel
You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scrathin' You - Glen Campbell
Thank God & Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark
My Give A Damn's Busted - JoDee Messina
Ticks - Brad Paisley
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins
Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy - Big & Rich
Did I Shave My Legs For This - Deana Carter
She Thinks My Tractors Sexy - Kenny ChesneyLike My Dog - Billy Currington
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

Watermelon Crawl - Tracy Byrd
Rockin' The Beer Gut - Trailer Choir
Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith

What are some of your favorite "Quirky Country Music Titles"?