Cover Your Butt, Bill!

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick responded to questions yesterday about “DeflateGate”. He said: “All right I’ll start off by addressing the football issue here. When I came in Monday morning I was shocked to learn of the news reports about the footballs. I had no knowledge whatsoever of the situation until Monday morning. I would say I’ve learned a lot more about this process in the past three days than I knew or have talked about it in the last 40 years that I’ve coached in this league. I had no knowledge of the various steps involved in the game balls and the process that they went through that happened between when they were prepared and went to the officials and went into the game. So I’ve learned a lot about that. Tom’s personal preferences on his footballs are something that he can talk about in much better detail and information than I could possibly provide.'' Sounds to me like he's playing dumb, doesn't it? Maybe covering for Brady. Frankly, I can't say how much of an effect the deflated footballs had on the game last Sunday. Sure, it would be cheating and against the rules, but did it have an effect on the outcome of the game? I'm more concerned with the pattern of cheating the Pats seem to have. Or maybe they're just the ones who get caught!

Pucker Up, Big Boy!

The weirdness that is Charlie Sheen continues, this time in Green Bay! Apparently, Sheen is a huge Green Bay Packers fan . . . and we know this because he was so excited after their win against the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday that he kissed another fan. The other fan was male . . . and Charlie kissed him on the lips! Not surprisingly, this happened outside a bar. Charlie was in Green Bay for the game, and went to the bar afterward to celebrate with some fans. He bought shots and drinks for a bunch of people and this guy may have been one of them. The guy was a good sport, and just went with it. For your enjoyment, here's the video: 

Santa? Is That You?

Another woman in California tried to get onto a guys house....naked! Back in October, a woman in California was upset that a guy dumped her . . . so she tried to break into his house by climbing down his CHIMNEY. And everyone said October was a little early for a psycho Santa impression. Well, another woman in California just pulled the same stunt . . . but at least it was slightly more seasonally appropriate. Oh . . . and she did it NAKED! A 35-year-old woman went to her ex-boyfriend's house in Woodcrest, California on Friday night, stripped naked, and tried to get in by sliding down the chimney. It was only 12 inches by 12 inches, so she got stuck . . . and it took a team of 23 firefighters two hours to break into the brick chimney to get her out. And the fire department posted a great photo of her bare legs hanging down!

 Her ex says he has three children with her, but she doesn't live with them and isn't allowed around the kids anymore. The woman was hospitalized with minor injuries. There's no word on whether she'll be facing charges . . . since the chimney will need to be replaced.